Wednesday, 28 February 2024

Macbeth at Doc X

 Let me start by saying that I really admire Ralph Fiennes as an actor – there’s not many who can be equally at home taking over the role of M from Judi Dench (what shoes to fill!!), terrifying a generation of Harry Potter fans as Voldemort and – perhaps just as terrifying – portraying Richard III. And now Macbeth. So I approached the show with great anticipation, but this production is best summed up by my good friend Kate: ‘There’s no oomph’.

It started well: Doc X is a huge warehouse, and as we were admitted into the auditorium we passed through an installation of a bleak, wartorn wasteland with a burnt out car, rubbish strewn around and dead trees. The set itself was equally bleak – a gray bare stage with steps up from the auditorium and more steps up to a house front with entrances at stage and upper levels. This enabled some characters, notably the witches, to literally oversee the action at times.

The witches themselves were cleverly presented as young refugees from the war – three young women who began the show by crawling on to the stage as if out of some bombed out building. The role of the supernatural was ambivalent – there were no Paddock or Greymalkin, no sailor’s wife eating chestnuts, no Hecate and the cauldron scene was cut completely, but they did wind the charm up before meeting Macbeth and the apparitions were created by an external force taking over the murderers and the witches themselves to give Macbeth the familiar predictions about Birnam Wood. Macbeth himself was ‘taken over’ and saw in his imagination Banquo’s line of kings under the influence of the witches who held him. All that worked for me.

But many of the characters lacked development, mainly due to the way the script was edited: we saw the sergeant reporting to Duncan, but he managed only the first speech before needing his wounds tended, and Malcolm was not introduced at this stage – so we lost the initial portrait of the young princeling who had to be freed after captivity. There was a little hint of Malcolm’s youthful glee at being named his father’s successor, but to me, the Malcolm who took the stage as king in the final scene was substantially the same person as at the start.

The first commendations of Macbeth’s bravery from Duncan were also lost, as was the juxtaposition of the King’s recognition of his misplaced trust in Cawdor and his greeting of Macbeth as ‘Worthiest cousin’, as this scene was edited to allow Macbeth and Banquo to remain on stage, Duncan to greet them and then receive reports of Cawdor’s death.

The two early Macbeth soliloquys were delivered as by an old, battle-weary soldier, and at that point I would have said he didn’t have the energy to follow up his dark desires….while Lady Macbeth had if anything too much energy. She whirled round the stage after reading the letter, and seemed to try to scoop up the forces of darkness – for me, it was all too light-hearted. When Macbeth returned home, standing at the top of the steps, she literally fell at his feet – not the power balance I expected. And as a couple they had very little chemistry, and despite being on stage together for most of the first half of the play there was little physical contact: he greeted her on the line ‘Duncan comes here tonight’ by groping her bottom in an awkward embrace, and she pushed him back during the banquet. Their conflicts were more convincing, but when she taunted him with being a coward, he merely flicked water at her…. The constant movement around the stage – at one point he appeared to be chasing her – may have been to do with the need to project to all parts of the cavernous auditorium, but it lessened the sense of drama.

The water itself was a nice touch: a table with a clear bowl of water and towels was brought on as Lady Macbeth entered for the first time: Macbeth washed his hands and face after his journey and later, when he plunged his hands into the water after the murder of Duncan, it neatly illustrated the line ‘my hand will rather / The multitudinous seas in incarnadine’.

I recall a friend commenting on our production of Macbeth that so often Banquo fades into the background, while our Banquo ‘really came alive’ as the voice of reason – seeing this version, I see what she means, for Banquo, like Malcolm, never really spoke to us as a character. The decision to bring his bloody ghost onstage in the banquet scene just served to remind me that during his murder, he was stabbed in the neck, the back and the side, but when he received the death blow to the stomach and fell, the only visible blood was on his front. Yet the ghost had blood on his face and neck….

Even Lady Macbeth didn’t follow the character arc I expected – she seemed to be fully in charge – of herself and her husband – right through to the banquet scene, and then break apart.

The character of Seyton was another bit of confusion – he (or at least the same actor in the same costume) appeared as Lady Macbeth’s messenger, and the gentlewoman in the sleepwalking scene, and then in the later scenes with Macbeth. Is it just me who noticed that he was standing beside Macbeth when the cry of women was heard; remained onstage beside Macbeth during the next speech and then informed him that the queen was dead – how did he know??

Having said all that, Macduff was far more engaging: his scene with Malcolm was well played; yet even here there were confusing details: Macduff arrived escorted and in handcuffs. Ok – so rather than seeking Malcolm out in England, he had been captured and brought to Malcolm. Yet Malcolm then removed the cuffs – not once he had established his honesty, but halfway through the speech about his avarice….why?

Macduff’s reaction to the news of his family’s slaughter was heartrending: rather than railing at himself, fate and the gods, he slumped onto the steps and sat for a long while in silence – just as effective as invective. Another interesting detail was bringing Macduff’s wife and two children onstage early in the play: they accompanied Duncan on his visit to Macbeth.

The battle elements, with armies coming into the auditorium from all sides, were effective, and the final fight well-choreographed with long knives rather than swords as befits a modern interpretation, but I was left feeling that this was at its root a traditional approach to the play, and all the set dressing told us nothing about Macbeth that we didn’t get from the script which was delivered in a generally lacklustre way.

Tuesday, 26 January 2021

Hamlet, Prince of Covid-stricken Denmark

 Scene 1 Elsinore Castle, Battlements. Hamlet walking around


Enter Ghost

HAMLET

Angels and ministers of grace defend us!

Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damn'd,

Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell,

Be thy intents wicked or charitable,

Thou comest in such a questionable shape

That I will speak to thee: I'll call thee Hamlet,

King, father, royal Dane…..

GHOST

At bloody last!

I’ve been haunting these battlements for the last three nights and seen no one. 

Where are my faithful guards, Marcellus and Bernardo?

HAMLET

They’ve been furloughed.

GHOST

And thy good friend Horacio, who is wont to visit thee here?

HAMLET

Self-isolating at Wittenberg. But good my lord

Let me not burst in ignorance; but tell

Why thy canonized bones, hearsed in death,

Have burst their cerements?

GHOST

I am thy father's spirit,

Doom'd for a certain term to walk the night….

HAMLET

Yes, yes – get on with it. We’re not allowed an interval, to stop the audience mixing, so hurry up.

GHOST

'Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard,

A plague stung me; so the whole ear of Denmark

Is by a forged process of my death

Rankly abused: but know, thou noble youth,

The serpent that did sting thy father's life

Now wears his crown.

HAMLET

I knew he was a bad un.

GHOST

Upon my secure hour thy uncle stole,

With juice of cursed Covid in a vial,

And in the porches of my ears did pour…..

HAMLET

Hang on – can you actually catch it that way?

GHOST

Let’s not get too realistic. You are talking to a ghost here……

Anyway – just kill the bastard. Ok?

HAMLET

Yes dad.


Scene 2 The Palace. Enter Claudius, Gertrude and Hamlet.

CLAUDIUS

But now, my cousin Hamlet, and my son,--

HAMLET

[Aside] A little more than kin, and less than kind.

KING CLAUDIUS

How is it that the clouds still hang on you?

HAMLET (ignoring them)

O, that this too too solid flesh would melt

Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!

You’d want to kill yourself too as well

If you were stuck in a bubble with these two.

No sooner had dad died than my Uncle Claudius

Decided to marry my mother;

Guess it meant he could be part of our household

And get a bit of the other….

It is not nor it cannot come to good:

But break, my heart; for I must hold my tongue.

GERTRUDE

Look how our son is rapt.

CLAUDIUS

Not too tightly wrapped if you ask me.

Where’s Polonius? He might have some idea what to do with him.

GERTRUDE

Parliament’s been suspended — Polonius is working from home.

CLAUDIUS

I’ll give him a call and ask him to send Ophelia over.

GERTRUDE

She can only meet Hamlet if they take their daily exercise together.

CLAUDIUS

And I’ll send for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

GERTRUDE

Travel is banned outside your local area.

CLAUDIUS

Damn. S’pose that means I can’t send Hamlet to England?

GERTRUDE

I think they’ve closed the airports. And he’d have to show a negative test and quarantine for ten days.

CLAUDIUS

Bugger.


Scene 3 Outside Elsinore Castle. Hamlet walking, Ophelia stalking.

HAMLET

To be, or not to be, that is the question,

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take…..

OPHELIA

Good my lord…..

HAMLET

Christ – can’t I soliloquise in peace? You’re not even supposed to be here – households can’s mix.

OPHELIA

Silly-quiz? On your own? Sounds like you need me – you loved me once.

HAMLET

Did I? Oh yeah – you can sit on my lap at the play tonight. I’m looking forward to that….

OPHELIA

The Players cancelled – theatres and performances are closed under the latest lockdown rules.

HAMLET

Shit – there goes another good plan.

The play’s the thing….

OPHELIA

What means my good lord?

HAMLET

Get thee to a nunnery – you should be safe from the virus there.

Exit Hamlet

OPHELIA

O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!


Scene 4. A graveyard

Hamlet approaches a gravedigger.

HAMLET

Whose grave's this, sirrah?

GRAVEDIGGER

Mine, sir.

HAMLET

I think it be thine, indeed; for thou liest in't.

GRAVEDIGGER

Is that meant to be some sort of Shakespearean joke?

HAMLET (picks up skull)

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest….

GRAVEDIGGER

That’s not Yorick actually – he’s over there. And Horatio’s still at uni… You mad or something?

HAMLET

I am but mad nor’nor’ west.

GRAVEDIGGER

That’s good – the plague comes from the east.

Enter funeral party.

HAMLET

What, the fair Ophelia! (Jumps into the grave).

GRAVEDIGGER

That’s got to be against regulations – she might be dead but…2 metres, please….

LAERTES

The devil take thy soul!

(Grappling with him)

CLAUDIUS

Pluck them asunder. They’re not even wearing masks.

(Aside) Don’t worry Laertes – I’ll sort it.


Scene 5 A room in the palace. Hamlet and Laertes prepare to fight.


HAMLET

These foils have all a length?

OSRIC

Ay, my good lord.

They fight. Hamlet is injured.

They swap swords. Laertes is injured.

GERTRUDE

The queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet.

HAMLET

Good madam!

CLAUDIUS

Gertrude, do not drink.

[Aside] It is the poison'd cup: it is too late.

HAMLET

O villany! Ho! let the door be lock'd:

LAERTES

It is here, Hamlet: Hamlet, thou art slain;

I can no more: the king, the king's to blame.

HAMLET

A plague on both your houses – sorry, wrong play.

Then, venom, to thy work.

Stabs CLAUDIUS


Enter FORTINBRAS, the English Ambassadors, and others

FORTINBRAS

Where is this sight?

HAMLET

O, I die;

But I do prophesy the election lights

On Fortinbras: he has my dying voice.

FORTINBRAS

Ambassador – you have the Oxford vaccine – administer it to Hamlet.

Ambassador injects Hamlet.

FORTINBRAS

There – now would you like to explain what’s happened here?

HAMLET

A miracle! I’m cured. I’m King! I’m….

FORTINBRAS

…facing the charge of murdering Claudius….(looks around)…and Laertes.

Oh, and Polonius.

And we might ask for Ophelia and Gertrude’s deaths to be taken into account too.

You’re goin’ down mate.

HAMLET

Would it help if I said a ghost told me to do it?

FORTINBRAS

Better if you just plead insanity.

HAMLET

The rest is silence.


Wednesday, 20 January 2021

Covid-Crossed Lovers....

 Romeo and Juliet

Scene 1. A street


ABRAHAM

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

SAMPSON

I do bite my thumb, sir.

ABRAHAM

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

SAMPSON

[Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say ay?

Enter PRINCE, with Attendants


PRINCE

Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace,

Profaners of this neighbour-stained steel,

You should not be mixing in a public place

Know you not this virus is real?

Where are your masks, where social distancing?

Get thee home, for there will be no appeal

If charges are brought against you for ignoring

The restrictions of this lockdown….

MONTAGUE

My Lord, I will send them home with all due haste.

Exit Prince

LADY MONTAGUE

O, where is Romeo? saw you him to-day?

Right glad I am he was not at this fray.

BENVOLIO

Still whining about Rosaline somewhere I think

I’ll try to cure him – it’s driving me to drink….


Scene 2. Another street

BENVOLIO

Tomorrow at the feast of Capulet's

Sups the fair Rosaline whom thou so lovest,

With all the admired beauties of Verona:

Go thither; and, with unattainted eye,

Compare her face with some that I shall show,

And I will make thee think thy swan a crow.

ROMEO

One fairer than my love! the all-seeing sun

Ne'er saw her match since first the world begun.

BENVOLIO

Tut, you saw her fair, none else being by,

Herself poised with herself in either eye:

ROMEO

I'll go along, no such sight to be shown,

But to rejoice in splendour of mine own.


Scene 3 The Capulets’ House

LADY CAPULET

Tell me, daughter Juliet,

How stands your disposition to be married?

JULIET

It is an honour that I dream not of.

LADY CAPULET

Well, think of marriage now; Thus then in brief:

The valiant Paris seeks you for his love.

This night you shall behold him at our feast;

So shall you share all that he doth possess,

By having him, making yourself no less.

NURSE

No less! nay, bigger; women grow by men. (Sniggers)

Enter a Servant

Servant

Good madam, your husband seeks you downstairs

He’s bloody annoyed.

Enter Lord Capulet

CAPULET

The Prince says we are not to have our ball:

Even though we are to be masked, as the law demands

Indoors, ‘tis said, thirty folk may mix

As long as we with social distancing and masks comply.

'Tis since the nuptials of Lucentio,

Come pentecost as quickly as it will,

Some five and twenty years; and then we mask'd.

But now the rules have changèd yet again

And into lockdown one more time we plunge

So tonight’s party’s been called off.

Blast the Prince, the virus and all to hell.


All stomp off.


Scene 4. Yet another street

MERCUTIO

Well that’s that, no Rosaline for you tonight 

Another lockdown has put paid to our evening fun.

ROMEO

I dream'd a dream to-night.

MERCUTIO

And so did I.

ROMEO

Well, what was yours?

MERCUTIO

That dreamers often lie.

ROMEO

In bed asleep, while they do dream things true.

MERCUTIO

O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you.

But hear my dream, for from it you’ve made good escape.

I dreamed about the Capulet Montague feud

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes

A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;

Whose misadventured piteous overthrows

Do with their death bury their parents' strife.

The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,

And the sound and clamour as their parents weep,

For, but their children's end, nought could remove,

Was now the two hours' traffic of my sleep;

ROMEO

What a stupid dream

BENVOLIO

Nay – I dreamed too…

That you had killed Tybalt and been banished to Mantua…

ROMEO

Well he would have deserved it, bighead that he is….

BENVOLIO

…and you returned to Verona to find the gracious Juliet dead.

ROMEO

Who??

MERCUTIO

Nay, in my dream she did not die, but slept…

BENVOLIO

I foresaw your death too Mercutio…

MERCUTIO

What?? A plague on both your houses.

But Romeo in my dream did kill himself.

BENVOLIO

See – you’re better off out of it mate.

ROMEO

Yeah – guess you’re right. Come on, lets get some beers in and watch the football.

EXEUNT.


Thursday, 14 January 2021

A Midsummer Night’s dream of Covid

 A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM


SCENE 1. THESEUS’S PALACE

THESEUS

Welcome, good Egeus: what's the news with thee?

EGEUS

Full of vexation come I, with complaint

Against my child, my daughter Hermia.

Stand forth, Demetrius. My noble lord,

This man hath my consent to marry her.

Stand forth, Lysander: and my gracious duke……

THESEUS

Yes, yes – but you know no marriage can take place.

Indeed the fair Hippolyta cannot be my wife

Until three moons have passed; this is the law

Laid down by our esteemed government.

So when at last this lockdown we put by

And free again to wed are all my subjects

Again your plea I’ll hear with all my heart

Till then, do us a favour and clear off out of it.


Exeunt all except Lysander and Hermia.


LYSANDER

How now, my love! why is your cheek so pale?

How chance the roses there do fade so fast?

HERMIA

Belike for want of rain, which I could well

Beteem them from the tempest of my eyes.

LYSANDER

Ay me! for aught that I could ever read,

Could ever hear by tale or history,

The course of true love never did run smooth.

I have a widow aunt, a dowager

Of great revenue, and she hath no child:

From Athens is her house remote seven leagues;

And she respects me as her only son. –

And better still, she’s only in Tier One!

They run off.

Enter Helena

HELENA

How happy some o'er other some can be!

Through Athens I am thought as fair as she.

But what of that? Demetrius thinks not so;

He will not know what all but he do know:

I will go tell him of fair Hermia's flight

And we’ll run after them into the night.


SCENE 2 THE FOREST

QUINCE

Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is thought fit, through all Athens, to play in our interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his wedding-day at night.

BOTTOM

But, good Peter Quince, have you not heard – all weddings are banned while lockdown’s on.

QUINCE

Oh shit – I forgot.

Exeunt


Enter Oberon

OBERON

Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania.

TITANIA

What, jealous Oberon! Fairies, skip hence:

I have forsworn his bed and company.

OBERON

Why should Titania cross her Oberon?

I do but beg a little changeling boy,

To be my henchman.

TITANIA

Set your heart at rest:

The fairy land buys not the child of me.

He is in my bubble

And thou canst not come within two metres of him.

Exit

OBERON

Well, go thy way: thou shalt not from this grove

Till I torment thee for this injury.

My gentle Puck, come hither. 

I once saw a plague like this we now have.

In Oxford I remember a scientist’s eye

It fell upon a little western flower,

Before milk-white, now purple with love's wound,

And maidens call it love-in-idleness.

Fetch me that flower; the herb I shew'd thee once:

The juice of it on sleeping eye-lids laid

Will make or man or woman immune to plague

Fetch me this herb; and be thou here again

Ere the leviathan can swim a league.

PUCK

I'll put a girdle round about the earth

In forty minutes.

Exit


OBERON

Having once this juice,

I'll watch Titania when she is asleep,

And drop the liquor of it in her eyes.

Exit


Enter Demetrius, with Helena in pursuit.

HELENA

I am your spaniel

DEMETRIUS

Sod off.

Exit


Enter Hermia and Lysander

LYSANDER (yawning)

One turf shall serve as pillow for us two;

HERMIA

No – keep two metres distant – you know the rule!

They fall asleep.


Enter Helena and Demetrius. Enter Puck who puts them to sleep.


PUCK (squeezing juice on their eyes)

When thou wakest,

Thou takest

Full protection

‘Gainst infection

With the vaccine’s help we see

You with your friends can safely be.


Enter OBERON

What about Titania?

PUCK

Small problem about her fancying a donkey, but think it’s sorted now.


Enter Theseus

THESEUS

Can we get married now?

OBERON

Not till you’ve had your vaccines.

THESEUS

I really cannot believe all this crap is really happening….

PUCK

If we shadows have offended,

Think but this, and all is mended,

That you have but slumber'd here

While these visions did appear.

And this weak and idle theme,

No more yielding but a dream.

But the virus is real, sad to say

So we’re staying at home to keep safe today.


THE END


Friday, 8 January 2021

Much Ado About Nothing.....Covid Style

 Turning my attention to another great Shakespeare play that could have gone slightly differently if the virus had hit........


MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING


SCENE I. Before LEONATO'S house.


Enter LEONATO, HERO, and BEATRICE, with a Messenger

LEONATO

I learn in this letter that Don Pedro of Aragon

comes this night to Messina.

BEATRICE

I pray you, is Signior Montanto returned from the

wars or no?

Messenger

I know none of that name, lady: there was none such

in the army of any sort.

LEONATO

What is he that you ask for, niece?

HERO

My cousin means Signior Benedick of Padua.

Messenger

O, he's returned; and as pleasant as ever he was.

BEATRICE

But, I pray you, who is his companion? Is there no young

squarer now that will make a voyage with him to the devil?

Messenger

He is most in the company of the right noble Claudio.

HERO

Ooh, he sounds nice….

MESSENGER

Don Pedro is approached.

Enter DON PEDRO, DON JOHN, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, and BALTHASAR


DON PEDRO

 Signior Claudio and Signior Benedick, my dear friend Leonato hath invited you all. I tell him we shall stay here at the least a month; and he heartily prays some occasion may detain us longer. 

CLAUDIO (looking at Hero)

Hear hear….

HERO (blushing)

You are welcome sir.

LEONATO (checking his phone)

Dear sirs, it says here that Boris has imposed another lockdown. You must go straight home and not mix with anyone outside your household for at least six months.

CLAUDIO, HERO, BENEDICK and BEATRICE

Bugger…

DON JOHN – evil cackle.

THE END.

Tuesday, 5 January 2021

Shakespeare in the Time of Covid...Macbeth.

 Lying awake the other night, my mind started moving without my permission - like it does - towards the way the current pandemic might have impacted on the plots of famous stories and plays. By the time I went back to sleep. I’d visualised what Macbeth might look like if Covid had hit 11th Century Scotland...

Macbeth

ACT I

SCENE I. A desert place.

Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches.

FIRST WITCH

When shall we three meet again

In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

SECOND WITCH

When the vaccination’s done,

When the lockdown’s been and gone.

THIRD WITCH

That’ll take most of 2021…..

FIRST WITCH

Where the place?

SECOND WITCH

Upon the heath.

THIRD WITCH

There to meet with Macbeth.

Loud cackles


SCENE 2 A Heath

Enter MACBETH and BANQUO

MACBETH

So foul and fair a day I have not seen.

BANQUO

What are these

So wither'd and so wild in their attire,

That look not like the inhabitants o' the earth,

And yet are on't? 

THIRD WITCH

All hail, Macbeth, thou shalt be king hereafter!

BANQUO

Speak to me, who neither beg nor fear

Your favours nor your hate.

FIRST WITCH

Hail!

SECOND WITCH

Hail!

THIRD WITCH

Hold on – we’re only allowed to mix with one person from outside our household….

Exeunt witches

MACBETH

Stay, you imperfect speakers, tell me more…..

BANQUO

The earth hath bubbles, as each household has,

And these are not within our bubble. Have ye your mask on?

Infected be the earth on which they stood – come, we must sanitise….


SCENE 3


Enter LADY MACBETH, reading a letter

LADY MACBETH

'They met me in the day of success: and I have

learned by the perfectest report, they have more in

them than mortal knowledge…’

Glamis thou art, and Cawdor; and shalt be

What thou art promised: 


Enter a Messenger


What is your tidings?

MESSENGER

The king comes here to-night.

LADY MACBETH

Is not thy master with him? 

Messen

So please you, it is true: our thane is coming:

LADY MACBETH


Exit Messenger


The raven himself is hoarse

That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan

Under my battlements. Come, you spirits…..


Enter Messenger


MESSENGER

My lady, we have just gone into Tier 4 

The king cannot visit our household after all.


LADY MACBETH

Well that’s scuppered our plot then….

Might as well finish the play here.


THE END



Thursday, 16 April 2020

The New Normal?

Almost at the end of week four of the corona virus lockdown, and I’m beginning to find a new normal – so much so, that I think it will feel very strange to go back to real life.

It is now ‘normal’ to get up at whatever time feels right; to eat when hunger calls; to drink tea or coffee almost continuously through the day; to not look at the clock but to start an activity when I finish the previous one, or when I want to. Even more weirdly, it is now normal to convene in front of the TV around 5pm to watch the Government Briefing, followed by the Six O’Clock News – that is our news ration for the day.

I didn’t write last week because I spent the week feeling partly a bit down, but mainly lacking in energy as I assimilated the situation. I’m normally a pretty positive person, but the current circumstances are trying for us all, and I think it’s absolutely right to be kind to yourself when you need to be, and allow yourself to….just be.

Part of last week’s problem was looking into my diary which confidently announces that in the two weeks leading up to Easter I was helping front of house with a production in Bembridge; rehearsing for Hamlet at the Castle, attending several musical evenings and undertaking final rehearsals and preparations for The Savoyards’ Kipps which we were performing over Easter. Yeah….I know. Glum face.

This week I have resumed my accustomed, more active, lifestyle and have discovered the benefits of being able to choose how I spend my time. Yes, there are the necessaries like shopping (which I really hate right now – especially since I keep coming home with NO BREAD FLOUR OR YEAST!!), cleaning (to which I have my usual attitude of it has to be done but there are far more interesting ways of spending my life) and cooking, which I actually enjoy.

Other than that though, I appear to be assuming the lifestyle of a Georgian or Victorian lady (I have always had feelings about my natural station in life…😉). I am choosing to spend time sitting in the garden reading – no surprise there, for anyone who knows me. I am actually gardening – only the light stuff, you understand, but I enjoy watching the seeds I have planted germinate and grow.

I have gone back to my old love of music and am playing the piano, guitar and my new baby – my banjolele. This interest is encouraged by my husband’s guitar playing and the Ventnor Guitar Club’s now weekly Zoom Open Mic sessions, at which I have been inveigled into performing with hubby.

I am sewing – my thirteenth century dress is complete save for the hat and belt, and will be followed up by a Tudor gown; I have gone back to a very old cross stitch project which really only needs a few hours’ work to be complete. Why? Because I can!

So as I count my blessings, which I am doing quite frequently at the moment, rather than concentrating on what I am missing, one of the first delights is the freedom to choose what I am spending most of my time doing every day. I am also immensely grateful for the presence of my husband, knowing there are so many couples kept apart at the moment by work requirements and so on. I am also grateful for the presence of his shed where he keeps the oily, fiddly bits and pieces he uses to repair ticket machines and guitars. Yes I know – but it keeps him happy, bless him…

Yes I miss my children, family, friends, rehearsals and socialising, but I am grateful that I can keep in contact with them on the phone, using video calls and on social media: in particular, I am so grateful for those who post regularly to charge little details of their life for us to enjoy reading and feel we’re staying in touch – thank you, those who so that. It’s a good feeling that we are all in this together, getting through it as best we can, each in their own way, and ready to exchange hugs just as soon as we can.

Tuesday, 31 March 2020

Counting My Blessings

So – just over a week into working from home, and almost a week of total lockdown, and I am gradually getting used to being at home, and actually becoming quite domesticated! And counting my blessings. And even my husband’s lifelong dislike of being told what to do has been tempered by reality, and we are putting our own health and that of others to the fore and staying in. The only time I have actually been out over the past week is for shopping and to collect a mobile phone from school so I can continue to work from home.

Other than that, I have read, cross stitched, made bread, cakes and marmalade and planted seeds; I have played piano, guitar and banjolele, chatted to friends on the phone and on social media and lounged in front of the TV. Home cooked meals are the norm – not only are we not going out to get takeaways; we are not having anything delivered either. Maybe over-cautious, but better that than reckless.

I am finding though that there is plenty to do at home (although I did actually get bored enough this morning to do some housework!!) and in the garden and although it’s cold in the wind, I can usually find a sunny patch of garden to do some weeding – or reading…

It’s at times like this you realise how lucky you are, and I know I’m very fortunate to have my husband at home with me, playing his guitar, or ready to sit and chat over coffee, as well as my kids and friends who I can call for a chat and who keep me entertained with silly photos. I’m spending a bit more time on social media, as it seems are most people judging from the plethora of posts, to say nothing of trivia challenges which can provoke interesting conversations – who knew a friend went to a school featured in one of my favourite films??

We are living in historic times – and it’s important to keep a sense of perspective and know this too will pass: we will be able to look back on this time in the future, and think of how we coped. At present we are doing ok – but I realise how lucky we are, in a comfortable home, warm, dry and well fed – even if pasta is impossible to find!

Most important, I am lucky to so far be in good health and to know those nearest and dearest to me are too; I pray we all remain safe and healthy through these trying times.

Monday, 23 March 2020

What a difference a week makes

A week may be a long time in politics – in the current situation it’s a lifetime!

One week ago I was dealing with post-show blues, having worked for the previous six months to bring to the stage ‘the Man Behind the Microphone’ at Northwood House. In company with the writer, Tim, and an amazing group of actors and technical wizards, we played to a good-sized audience both nights of the show and I thought little if anything of hugging friends in greeting and in celebration of the show’s success. We all shared not only a room but a bottle of champagne as we toasted ourselves and looked forward to the next project for each of us.

I heard myself say: ‘I won’t have time for post-show blues… I will continue to rehearse for ‘Kipps’ with the Savoyards – for which I have started to teach myself to play the banjolele; will join in the rehearsals for Hamlet at Carisbrooke in June and can look forward to Nunsence at Bembridge in the autumn. With all that plus a few murder mysteries, helping front of house with Full Circle at Easter; a directors’ meeting at The Apollo to plan next season, and shows coming up that I have tickets for – Chicago, Wind in the Willows, When We Are Married, and Francis Rossi at Shanklin Theatre, along with my husband’s regular open mic sessions and gigs, I won’t lack for entertainment.

Ha! Every single one of the events listed above is now either cancelled or postponed – mainly the latter I’m pleased to say, but who knows for how long?

Last Monday there were rumours flying around that schools might be asked to close, but no one really thought it was imminent – but we did start to plan as the week progressed, so it made for a pretty busy week, leading up to the announcement that yes, we were to close from today. Oh, and the Year 11 and 13 students will not be taking any exams this year. So we were left to support all those teenagers who have just had their revision time, last day at school, final assembly, exams and prom night all ripped away from them at a moment’s notice. As one student remarked, it feels surreal.

And yet, as I sit here on the first day of working from home, I may be feeling a little shell-shocked from the speed of recent events, but I am anything but despondent. I am very lucky that at present I and my close family and friends are all healthy. That is the main thing. Yes, we may not be able to visit each other for the foreseeable future, but we do have plenty of ways nowadays of being in contact – Skype, FaceTime, WhatsApp… and we do have the opportunity to keep safe by staying at home.

I am currently reading a novel set in WW1 and it describes the Spanish Flu epidemic of 1918. What comes over very clearly is the difference in society between 100 years ago and now. In particular, no NHS – if you were rich, you got medical help, if you were poor, you lived or died according to chance and your underlying health. Which if you were poor was unlikely to be good. No one had any way of being in contact with anyone without risking infection, so the epidemic spread exponentially, especially in army camps – and no one suggested not going to work: no one could afford not to. There were some similarities – schools, theatres and places of entertainment closed, but again that mainly protected those who could afford to go to such places.

The other similarities – and my parents would reference WW2 here as well – is that in times of adversity the community seems to come together, and I have read some heartening stories on social media of support being offered to the most vulnerable, and to set against the stupidity of panic buying, some neighbours and friends (my son’s among them) have shared their purchases with those unable to find what they need in the shops.

I know – and really appreciate – that there are still key workers who need to carry on, and I hope their places of work are doing all they can to keep them safe – but please, if you are able to stay at home, do. And if you can close your business and keep people safe – do it! And let’s keep that community spirit going and look after each other.

Thursday, 23 February 2017

My Hairdryer.

When I was just into my teens, like most girls my age, my hair had to look right, and I spent ages in front of a mirror styling it. As an Erbling, I had developed my own method of using a hairdryer – we’re all pretty inventive at finding a way round a weak arm, aren’t we?

My method was:
-          - use right hand to select strand of hair and wind it over the hairbrush
-          - leaving brush lodged in hair, use right hand to lift left hand up to grasp the brush
-          - pick up hairdryer in right hand and direct at hair, using left arm to guide brush down the length of the strand of hair
-          - repeat until hair all dry

I promise you, it is a lot more cumbersome to describe than to do – and I still do it that way to this day.

Mum however, presented me one birthday with a new hairdryer – this:



The advantage, she explained, was you could affix the brush or comb attachment to the dryer itself which would make it easier to style hair one-handed.

No – I hadn’t asked for a new hairdryer: she bought it for me, she explained, ‘because it breaks my heart to see you struggling to do your own hair.’

Her heart was in the right place, and I loved her for caring so much – but, actually, while it might hurt her to see me doing something so awkwardly that she could do easily, for me it was the way I had always done it and it was natural. In fact, even with the attachments, the new hairdryer was no easier to use and after a few months I gave up using the brush attachments and went back to my own tried and trusted method.

The moral of the tale? We who have never had the full use of our Erbs arm are not only creative in finding ways of doing most things, but this is ‘normal’ for us, as we’ve never known anything else. I understand it is hard for parents watching your young Erbling struggle, but believe me, we are a determined species and we will rise to the challenge – and there is a sense of achievement that comes from overcoming obstacles!


We will find a way!!

Friday, 9 December 2016

The Country Wife - Isle of Wight Shakespeare Company



The latest Isle of Wight Shakespeare Company offering is...well... not Shakespeare. Instead, moving half a century or so on from the bard’s death, William Wycherley was writing for the Restoration Theatre, and any old hippies out there who thought they invented the permissive society in the 1960s need only come and see this play to realise permissiveness was out there and giving all it had back in the 1660s (ok, this play dates from 1675 but you get the point).

The Country Wife is a tale of a man pretending impotence to convince other men he is safe company for their wives........ he isn’t!  A tale of society ladies carrying on behind their rather stupid upper class husbands’ backs.  A tale of the one and only (apparently) virtuous woman in London realising she is engaged to a ridiculous fop, when she really loves anther. A tale of a middle-aged man who believes that choosing a rather plain wife from the countryside would guarantee her innocence and purity even in the face of London temptations.

Sounds like a recipe for a hilarious farce? It is! From Sir Jasper galloping across the stage in a hat with antlers while his haughty American tarts of a wife and sister examine the contents of Mr Horny - I mean Horner’s – er, “china cupboard” (well, he has to have something to keep his family jewels in) to a pure country wife miming Divinyls’ ‘I Touch Myself’ using a hairbrush as a microphone, there are laughs all the way. It would be unfair to single out specific actors for praise in this – it is truly an ensemble show and each individual character complements the others perfectly.

Add in a servant who is usually to be found in the background caressing a chair or in handcuffs; a case of mistaken identity; action sequences complete with live slow motion and action replay; assault by butternut squash, and a typically farcical contrived ending – well, you get the idea.

Interestingly, unlike modern comedies, no one really gets their comeuppance. At the end of it, we are left with the distinct impression that the madness is set to continue – if the participants still have the energy!


Wycherley would have loved it – so would Shakespeare – and so did I !!!

Do yourself a favour - go and see it at Quay Arts tomorrow (Saturday) or Sunday. Details onQuay Arts website

Wednesday, 11 November 2015

Ten Green Vegetables


Ten green vegetables, picked from Hammonds' farm; And if one green vegetable should accidentally be a bit bent, only nine green vegetables will be sent to the shops.

Or be a bit discoloured, or too big, or....so probably only seven green vegetables will actually make it to our tables. As I learned on Monday from a BBC programme presented by Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, who is campaigning to save farmers the crops and therefore money they have to throw away, and to reduce the waste we as a consumer society produce.

I could get all sentimental about that poor unwanted, slightly misshapen carrot which took as much love, work, sun and rain to grow as its brothers and sisters, yet while its superior siblings achieved their dream of gracing the shelves of Tesco or Morrisons, our poor root veg ended up - literally - on the scrap heap. For even when less than perfect carrots may be diced and used for 'stew packs', yesterday's programme showed mountains of carrots destined for either animal fodder or - in the summertime when fish are jumping and the grass is high - the rubbish tip.

Even without the sentiment, I am left wondering what has become of our society. This very week we are commemorating the seventieth anniversary of the end of World War II, and there are still plenty of folk who remember the rationing and deprivations of this period. Throwing away vegetables - or any foodstuff - would have been then and still is now - anathema to such people.

In the forties, the population were encouraged to 'grow your own' to supplement the meagre supplies of food, and do you think anyone would have consigned a single carrot grown in their back garden or allotment to the bin because it was a bit curved, or too long? If fruit did survive long enough to go a bit ripe and squishy, it was used to make crumbles or pies, jams and jellies - perhaps even fruit lollies as we were shown, should the householder be fortunate enough to have a freezer!

My dad came from a farming background and used to pull carrots from the ground, hastily wash them under a tap if anyone was looking (brush them on his trousers if not) and eat. Not only did he not check to see if his food was the right shape, but he consumed in this way a good helping of dirt, containing bacteria which he always said boosted his immune system and protected him against so many of the bugs and viruses attacking children today. Even in the seventies he was lamenting the introduction of hermetically sealed plastic bags of fruit and veg that are now commonplace. Plastic which adds to the waste and unlike its natural contents does not decompose and feed the soil.

Ah - the seventies! One of my favourite Saturday night programmes in those days was 'That's Life' in which Esther Rantzen displayed her teeth and new outfit while giving us a combination of Watchdog, 'You've Been Framed' and Live at the Apollo. It always featured, among topical songs and poems, consumer advice and spoof street box pops, an example of a rudely shaped vegetable. Oh parsnip shaped like a willy and balls, where are you today?

On the scrap heap, that's where.

So what can we do about it? Well, judging by the two cloned Morrisons PA men they interviewed, not a lot: they mouthed platitudes about giving the customer what they want but remained unmoved by the statistics presented showing not only the waste, but the cancelled orders to farms leaving the farmers with huge amounts of carefully harvested crops with nowhere to send them.

'They don't have to do business with us,' one declared. 'Why don't they sell the elsewhere?'

Answer: because a) most supermarkets tie farmers into exclusive contracts; b) the sheer volume of produce ordered by one of the main supermarkets can't be matched by all the independent shops left in the country - because the supermarkets have been busy putting them out of business, and c) have you ever tried ringing round at 2am when the next day's order has just been cancelled, asking who wants ten tons of parsnips which have already been harvested and need to be eaten within the next few days?

They had done a pseudo-survey by placing some bent courgettes - in bags - next to some straight ones, labelling them 'Ugly Courgettes', pricing them the same and tracking how many sold compared to the normal stock.

Well, surprise surprise, they didn't sell as well, thus proving - according to Messrs Spreadsheet - that bent vegetables are not what the customer wants.

Can I suggest that most customers probably thought either that this was a gimmick or that the new kid on the block was a different strain of courgette, and stuck to what they were familiar with? We all know we are creatures of habit and we won't try something different unless we see a benefit to us. The presenter also pointed out that the bent courgettes appeared less fresh than the normal produce, and this alone could account for the lower popularity.

So how about, to be fair, putting up a sign stating that Morrisons are looking for ways to reduce waste and that these courgettes would otherwise be thrown away? How about selling them loose so the customers can actually pick them up and look at them rather than suspect they're in a package for a reason? How about, given that they are destined for the waste bin, pricing them a few pence cheaper than the 'top quality' product? Or at least ensure both products are equally fresh? And then see what the customers do?

We can sign the petition here: https://wastenotuk.com/

In addition, perhaps when we go into our local supermarket - Morrisons were featured on the programme but I'm sure the others are equally questionable in their practices - perhaps we could ask a few pointed questions about the range of fruit and veg on offer and make it clear that we would be happy to chop up an over large carrot or eat a bent banana. The taste and nutrition is the same, and when you eat a plate of stew do you really know - or care - what the ingredients looked like raw as long as they were fresh and edible?

Go on - let the supermarkets know how you feel.


Or better still - buy your fruit and veg from the local farm shop or grow and eat your own! Bent carrots and all!

Friday, 25 September 2015

Dopey Tweet

First, a disclaimer: I have even less interest in the activities of Kim Kardashian than in the doctrines espoused by the Pope, but even I was drawn to read the article suggesting that she tweeted an apparent accusation that God’s representative on earth was a dope fiend.

As was to be expected, much ado about nothing – and far less entertaining than the play of that name. She tweeted ‘The pope is dope’ and according to the Guardian, ‘Most would probably interpret the tweet ... as an endorsement.

Would they? I am certainly not ‘down with the kids’ but I would assume negativity – and at my great age, I recall a time when a dope was an idiot: at school, if you were then only one in your gang not to get a joke, you were assailed with ‘You dope’.

More importantly, Kardashian’s tweet does show the dangers of social media, particularly for the famous. In my youth, favourite celebrities could be assumed to be intelligent, since we never heard or read anything other than agent-approved text and footage. The recently-shown video of John Lennon suggests censoring went on behind the scenes.


Now however, we have only to read some celeb twitter feeds to get a picture of their actual knowledge and skill level. 

As Abraham Lincoln and Mark Twain famously never said: ‘Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Friday, 18 September 2015

The Power of Networking #letsleverage

We were fortunate enough to host an amazing conference for business owners and entrepreneurs on the Isle of Wight last Tuesday.

I was unfortunate enough not to be able to attend – previous commitments. But the next morning I noticed there was a Periscope video of some of the event still available to view, so I took the opportunity to see what I’d missed.

Halfway through the presentation I watched, I had already taken an A4 page full of notes, and then one tip stood out for me, personally, as fitting brilliantly with what my business is about and suiting my strengths and interests.

It was practical advice which I could action immediately – and I did.

The next day I was at a networking meeting and mentioned how helpful this advice was to Lyn, the conference organiser – I also told her I would sign up for the video of the conference which is now available. 

Other business owners listened in to our conversation, with the result that they are also likely to buy the video and benefit from the presentations, and they also know more about my business and can spread the word.

Two days, and I’ve spread the word about my NLP work, gained some potential clients both from the networking and the advice given at the conference: Lyn has more potential customers for the video and I was able to make a suggestion which will I hope help her to not only make more video sales but garner interest towards the next conference – which I for one will be attending!

The power of networking!!


Oh, and what was that valuable tip? Well, you’ll have to watch the conference video to find out....
Lets Leverage





Tuesday, 1 September 2015

Periscope – Arrggghhhh!

few weeks ago I was introduced by a lovely businesswoman friend to Periscope. I’d never heard of it before.

It’s a Twitter-connected app which allows anyone to point a camera phone at themselves – or anything else - and broadcast. Other Periscope users can view the video live; comment on what they see/hear and interact with the broadcaster. Once the video has finished it is available on the Periscope site for 24 hours for further viewing. Some users then capture their videos and put them up on YouTube etc for posterity.

Like everything else, it is a tool and can be used for good and ill. I’m sure there are plenty of trolls posting insults on videos, and people broadcasting for weird reasons, but you can also choose who you ‘follow’ (like on Twitter) and you will then receive a pop-up when one of the people you follow is about to go live with a scope.

So far I have followed about five people – as you would expect, those I know or have common interest with, and I have lurked and watched – and learned.

So having just started two new businesses (Find Your Family – genealogy service, and NLPIOW – as an NLP coach, trainer and counsellor) it looks like the right time to actually take the plunge and scope myself. As I would say to any procrastinators out there, the only right time is now. So this afternoon I will take that plunge. See you on the other side....

Monday, 3 August 2015

Age means being able to say I don't care!!

There are some disadvantages of reaching your middle years: you need glasses to read the small print; sometimes your knees make a weird clicky sound when you get up and you realise that unless you're very lucky indeed you now have more years behind you on this planet than ahead.

But the advantages outweigh all this: the main one being I genuinely no longer care what people think of me. Oh yes, when I was twenty I claimed to be an individual, disregarding of other people's opinions, but that was only because that was the fashionable thing to say.

Let me clarify: there are still people whose opinion I care about and trust: if my other half tells me a dress doesn't suit me I'll have a good look in the mirror and probably won't wear it when out with him at least, and if my son decided I was a crap mother and he never wanted to speak to me again I'd be devastated.

Because, let's face it, we humans are a convivial lot: we like to feel we are part of a mutually appreciated group, liked and maybe even admired by our tribe: we are all a strange mixture of self absorbed and needy of external approbation. Our forefathers had the mutual support system, of their family and their small village, beyond whose confines few travelled. They also had the approval of God - subject to the relevant requirements.

Our culture is now global and for the most part secular: we are subject to the approval not of one tiny local group of humanity but potentially of anyone in the world via the Internet. 

Which should make things easier: if you happened to be the "only gay in the village", a single middle aged woman who knew a bit about herbal remedies, or were born with a noticeable birth mark, in medieval times, you were probably headed for trial by water: if you drowned, at least you'd proved you weren't a witch and had escaped burning. Nowadays, wherever you live, you will be able to converse with people with whom you have something in common, even if that something is train spotting, following Justin Beiber or collecting marmalade jars. 

So your tribe can be, and often is, formed around  personal interests. Nothing wrong with that: Internet forums and appreciation societies have spawned thousands of friendships and indeed marriages. The problem is, being open to global friendship also opens you up to global criticism, whether personal abuse by Twitter trolls or far more subtle and persuasive media pressure.

Do you have the perfect beach body? Do you work out five times a week, drink eight litres of water and eat eight portions of veg every day? Have you got a capsule wardrobe full of this season's must haves? Is your car/laptop/TV/fitted kitchen the envy of your friends? What are you going to do about it?

Well, as it happens, no, no, no, no and nothing actually. Because I genuinely don't care.

I take care of my health, try to be kind and loving, and live my life to my own rules.

I have gone from 'Oh my God, how can I fit into society?' to 'Why would I want to conform to what the media - or anyone else - demands of me for their own agenda?' 

And that feels good.

Monday, 19 January 2015

The Rose Readathon: A Unique Experience


If I were ever invited to appear on the TV programme ‘Room 101’ I know what at least one my nominations would be: people who qualify the adjective ‘unique’.

 
The definition of unique that there is literally nothing like the object, experience or whatever being described. Nothing, therefore, can logically be described as ‘very unique’, rather unique’ or ‘a bit unique’ – it either is or it isn’t. If a comparable thing exists, uniqueness is lost.
 

Which means there are actually very few unique things in this world: but on Saturday I experienced one of them. For – until and unless another is discovered – The Rose Theatre on Bankside is the only remaining Elizabethan theatre in the world – on the globe, I nearly wrote, but that would tread on the toes of its near neighbour, which is of course – ha! – just a replica.
 

Of course, The Globe does boast a few things The Rose lacks – walls, a full size stage... not to mention heating and toilets. But at The Rose one is in the presence of the actual, original, sixteenth century theatre – admittedly only the foundations, but the intention is that once these remains have been excavated and properly preserved, visitors to what will be a museum and working theatre will be able to stand almost literally in the shoes of Shakespeare, Marlowe and other great figures who trod the boards here.
 

To support The Rose Revealed Project towards this aim, the theatre hosted its second Readathon on Saturday: anyone who wished to was invited to sign up to take part in or watch the reading of one or more of six plays which were performed, one an hour, from 2pm. Five Shakespeares and one Marlowe.


When I turned up for the first Readathon last year I expected trained actors to be on hand to take the main roles, with those who had effectively walked off the streets to be offered something like ‘Second Soldier on the Left’.
 

Not a bit of it! Every person who has expressed an interest drew a slip from a hat bearing the name of a character so each actor had an equal chance of playing Hamlet, Lady Macbeth or Dr Faustus.

 
This did result in a few amusing castings, such as a strapping young man playing Ophelia while a petite lady played opposite him as Hamlet, but the actors and audience took this all – quite literally – in good part, and if anything it added to the enjoyment and entertainment.

 
Although billed as a Readathon, and although there was no requirement to do so, most readers performed as well, so rather than, as it could have been, a static readthrough, the effect was that of an early rehearsal of a play at which the cast had not yet had time to learn their lines.

 
As an audience member for one play, I found I could disregard the fact that the actors were holding scripts and for the main part enjoy it as I would enjoy a play in performance. As a reader for other plays, I thoroughly enjoyed not knowing exactly how others would interpret their roles, and acting and interacting with them.

 
The experience of performing on stage in the very theatre where such luminaries have acted, speaking lines written over 400 years before, yards away from the stage on which the writer once stood – now that truly is unique.

Friday, 20 June 2014

Music on a Distant Shore - Ryde Depozitory


From the moment you enter the theatre you are transported to the Scottish Highlands by the superb fiddle playing, echoing one of the play's themes.

The Depozitory provides a cosy and very civilised environment, and I was soon settled with a glass of red to enjoy the show.

And enjoy it I did.

The early scenes were a little slow for me, I have to admit, but they set the scene – we met Elaine, a struggling widow juggling a job she hates and her domestic and maternal responsibilities while yearning for love – and a different job (and boss!)

Once the internet romance starts to blossom, juxtaposed with the grind of the telesales job she clearly isn’t suited to, as her frustrated boss seems to delight in pointing out, the pace picks up and the audience is carried along by the excellent performances.

There are some moments of high comedy, even if one or two of the plot devices are a little predictable, and the four actors make the most of the humour with careful timing and delivery, while the underlying pathos of the characters’ situations come through more and more as the play progresses and elements of the past unfold alongside the current action.

While we immediately see and sympathise with the difficulties faced by Elaine and her son Kevin, who is desperate for some form of connection with his dead father, we could be forgiven if at first sight we think Alma, the ‘happy medium’, and Arthur, Elaine’s boss, have their life organised as they want it.

Without giving away the plot, as the play moves towards its denouement, we discover that those we thought were in control of their own lives are just as unfulfilled as anyone else. And through four extremely sensitive and accomplished performances we are led to an unexpected but fitting conclusion.

Gradually, along with the characters, we learn that although we may think we know what we want in life, sometimes life itself has other ideas.

Music on a Distant Shore is on this evening at Chale Church – if you don’t catch it there, it’s worth crossing to the North Island to see it in Portsmouth on 26 June.

Monday, 2 June 2014

The Truth Untold

This brand new play by Kevin Wilson, takes its title from a Wilfred Owen poem, Strange Meeting, which explores the meeting of two enemy World War I soldiers in the Underworld.

Appropriate for this centenary year, but the play takes the theme rather than subject matter of the poem: the action is set firmly in the present day: two protagonists, former school friends who are now a Conservative MP and a Social Services manager respectively.

Just like the soldiers however, these men have so much - including their past - in common, but find themselves on different sides of the political debate because of their chosen career path. Both are pressurised by the expectations of others and the truth gets lost amid the posturing and empty justifications.

The catalyst for their meeting after many years apart is the death of a small boy in care, and the subplot exploring the way the media cynically exploits the situation with no thought for anything other than selling copy is effectively written,, particularly a scene in which the boy's grieving mother cannot voice her feelings and allows the reported to construct the copy he wants and portray her as feckless and at the same time critical of the system which has allowed her son to die.

The profoundness of the impact of the meeting on both protagonists could have jarred without the cleverly interspersed flashback scenes which enabled us to appreciate the depth of, and reasons for the attachment between these two as boys. With this insight, the audience appreciates the way the confrontation with a former ally and friend turned opponent leads each to question, and then reject, the values of the life he has been leading.

The play itself was beautifully written, with some telling speeches at exactly the right moment; the staging was simple - the odd scene change could have been slightly sharper but that's a minor criticism and it didn't impact on the flow of the story. The portrayals of the protagonists were sharply drawn and the emotional torture as the play unfolded was brought out well. The supporting cast, playing various roles, were effective, especially the MP's ambitious wife, and the dialogue between her and her husband was at once humorous and insightful.

Not only is the nature of the truth - told and untold - questioned, but our habit of wanting to pigeon-hole people, and the media exploitation of this, is laid bare. I was led into the trap of wanting to label characters - feckless? Grieving? Sentimental? Uncaring? Gay? Straight? Conservative? Labour? But in the end, the only label worth putting on anyone is human. And being true to yourself is the most valuable form of truth.

I very much hope The Truth Untold will be staged again - it deserves a wider audience than it has yet had.

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

Road – Apollo Theatre

‘Road’ is now in its second and final week at the Apollo Theatre, Newport – and if you haven’t yet been, and you like a play that leaves you thinking – go!

In fact, even if you have already been, ‘Road’ is one of those plays that not only bears seeing more than once, but each time you see it, you notice something you didn’t see before.

It is multi-layered and complex, and does what drama does best: provides not merely an entertaining way to spend the evening (though it does that too, and there are plenty of laughs along the way) but a thought-provoking way of making you look again at our society.

It is nominally set in the 1980’s in a small Lancashire town – probably because this was familiar territory to its writer, Jim Cartwright (of ‘Little Voice’ fame) and the accents and cultural references place it in that timespace.

But – almost tragically so – it transfers seamlessly to contemporary society, for the themes explored are, although maybe in a slightly different way, still relevant.

If you are expecting a ‘traditional’ storyline with all the loose ends tied up in a pink bow at the end, you will not find such neatness in ‘Road’ – or indeed in life.

Instead, we are shown a slice of the existence of various residents of the ‘Road’ of the title by our guide the vagrant Scullery, and the stage, cleverly compartmentalised, takes us, with very simple sets, from a living room to the exterior of another house, to yet another bedroom.

Along the way we meet a series of characters who could so easily be forgettable and one-dimensional, but who, as portrayed by the cast of this production, manage to make a real impact in the short space of time we spend with them.

Each is battling against the forces of society which seem to be against them, trying to find their own way through. From Valerie, the battered housewife who, through her own anguish somehow still recognises that the husband she has come to hate and fear is acting in response to his own despair and sense of failure, to the ex-skinhead who remembers the adrenaline rush of the fight but has turned to Buddhism to seek some form of peace; from the lads and girls -young and not-so-young – seeking oblivion through alcohol and sex to the hopelessness of young Joey who rejects the world that has failed him by starving himself in his lonely bedroom, joined by his girlfriend, to Scullery himself getting by on rum and petty theft, the residents of ‘Road’ are beaten down by unemployment, poverty and squalor.

It could so easily be a very depressing piece, but is saved through the humour and the natural humanity that somehow shines through despite everything. The drunken banter between Marion and her paramour Barry over the whisky bottle; Scullery’s vain attempts to find something worth pinching in a house he mistakenly thinks is empty; the Prof’s mission to compile a dossier of the  area and its residents and the over the top DJ Bisto are all very funny, though underpinned by pathos.

The play bears comparison in tone to ‘Under Milk Wood’ but I see a stronger parallel in TS Eliot’s ‘The Wasteland’ which also shows us an array of characters all trying to find some way through the futility of their existence. Like Eliot though, Cartwright does not let us quite leave in despair – just as ‘The Wasteland’ ends with the possibility of redemption, so ‘Road’ finishes on the chant of ‘Somehow – might escape’, and the small lights burning in the dark are an apt final image.

It would be wrong to identify any one actor as the star of this ensemble piece – most of the cast take on more than one challenging role, working as a closely knit team to bring the ‘Road’ to life so effectively.
Challenging it may be but the play is also very funny and always entertaining – and definitely worth seeing.